Trump, Russia, and the U.N.: A Plot Twist No One Saw Coming!

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In a turn of events that feels like it was scripted by a Hollywood comedy writer, the United States found itself voting side by side with Russia, North Korea, and Belarus at the U.N.—because, you know, international diplomacy is just a giant group project where someone always messes up the Google Doc.

The resolution? Condemning Russia’s aggression in Ukraine. The U.S. voting bloc? Let’s just say it looked like the guest list for a Bond villain convention. To make things even spicier, the U.S. also decided to abstain from its own resolution, which was basically like throwing a party, not showing up, and then texting “idk, you guys decide.”

Now, why did this happen? Well, President Donald Trump—yes, that Trump—is on a mission to end the war his way. And by “his way,” we mean sitting everyone down for a very direct negotiation session, which we can only assume will involve the words “tremendous,” “deal,” and “the best peace process you've ever seen.”

Meanwhile, European allies were left clutching their pearls, blinking in disbelief, and whispering, “Is this real life?” in five different languages. Even U.N. expert Richard Gowan couldn’t resist pointing out that this was the biggest diplomatic divorce between the U.S. and Europe since the Iraq War—except this time, it’s like a sitcom where the cool cousin (Europe) realizes their loud uncle (America) just made friends with the weird kids from the other side of town.

As for the U.N. Security Council meeting later in the day, the U.S. vowed to veto any amendments—because what’s democracy without a good old-fashioned plot twist?

Stay tuned, folks. This international soap opera is just getting started.