Hamas Official Shocked to Learn Actions Have Consequences!

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In a shocking turn of events, a top Hamas official has just realized that actions have consequences. Mousa Abu Marzouk, head of Hamas’s foreign-relations office in Qatar, now says he regrets endorsing the October 7 attack on Israel—because, surprise surprise, the aftermath wasn’t exactly what he expected.

Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the level of poor decision-making skills at play here. Imagine playing chess but only thinking one move ahead. Or better yet, imagine walking into a bear’s cave, slapping the bear in the face, and then acting stunned when it mauls you.

Marzouk, who at 74 years old should have seen a few things in life, apparently thought Israel would just… take a deep breath, sip some tea, and write a strongly worded letter instead of retaliating with full military force.

“If it was expected that what happened would happen, there wouldn’t have been Oct. 7,” he told The New York Times, as though he just discovered cause and effect for the first time.

Oh really, Mousa? You thought launching a coordinated terror attack, killing civilians, and taking hostages wasn't going to result in an all-out war? You didn’t think Israel, which has a well-documented history of responding to threats with overwhelming force, would, you know… fight back?

Let’s talk about the biggest mistake terrorist groups and their supporters make:

1️⃣ The "Nothing Will Happen" Theory – They believe they can pull off an attack and just walk away, as if the world is a video game with no enemy AI.

2️⃣ The "Oops, That Backfired" Moment – When their own people suffer massively as a direct result of their actions, they suddenly act like they had no idea this could happen.

3️⃣ The "Blame Everyone But Ourselves" Strategy – Instead of admitting that they made a horrible decision, they try to shift the narrative, acting like victims of a situation they started.

Now, Marzouk is sitting in Qatar, far away from the rubble of Gaza, realizing that his big plan didn’t exactly lead to Hamas being hailed as champions of Palestine. Instead, thousands of Palestinians have died, Gaza is in ruins, and Hamas is losing ground every single day.

What’s next? Will he issue an apology letter? Start a “Regretful Terrorist Leaders” support group? Or maybe just fade into obscurity, letting the next reckless leader take his place?

The lesson here is simple but apparently still hard for some people to grasp: Don’t start fights you can’t finish. Especially not with a country that has the military, intelligence, and firepower to wipe you off the map in a matter of weeks.

Now, let’s open up the discussion—what do you think?

Is this just damage control, or has Marzouk genuinely realized how foolish Hamas’s actions were?

Sound off in the comments!

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